Happy Birthday, Aaron Block!!!

Hi, I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. His name is Aaron. This is what he looks like. He's a really cool guy. His interests are computers, his girlfriend Erin (good name, huh?), philosophy, and debate (Don't ever get in an argument, he will verbally rip you to shreds!)

Well, the purpose of this whole little spiel is to wish Aaron a happy birthday. He invited me to his birthday party and I couldn't come. I felt bad about that, so I wanted to do this for him so I could make it up to him. My other motive is to inform you of...

The Aaron Block "I need a Monster II 3D card but don't have the money" fund

My friend, Aaron, has a 400MHz Pentium II with a Diamond Viper AGP card, but sadly such a deprived little boy does not have a 3D card. Just look at him. He NEEDS that card and all he needs to get it is $300. He'll try to play QuakeGL, but he just can't the 80 FPS that he needs, So please help him in his dire need by sending your check or money order to:

Aaron Block 3D Card Fund
3216 San Simeon Way
Plano, TX 75023

Thank you very much for your time (and money) and God bless.